----- Hadi's New Year Resolutions -----
--- 2015 ---
- Learn Arabic & how to 'Twitter' (Yeah, congrats/condolence/vague crap not cutting it).
- Learn how to 'people' instead of 'politics' (Reassuring note to self: Pfft! My strategic politics are awesome, but apparently popularity is more important to these dimwits.. now that all else is lost..because of saboteurs of course, definitely not due my politics).
- Lead by example, grow some balls, and for Heavens sake make move. The last words of a traitor whom I naively considered a friend and later banished were: "Hadi, people and simple-folks get to bitch, Presidents act." Ha! Words of a jealous hater! But I guess I owe it to the good times we had in the past to give enough benefit of doubt and test advice.
- Leave presidential palace and go out & about, if not to mingle with the 6 Million whom voted for me (Huh! Ain't nobody got time for that!), well to at least show these suckers I'm still Big Boss (Hehe, like the sound of that) & can freely move around. Darn, this is all because of that stupid rumor of me being forcefully confined to palace by Houthis.
- Look into the scathing review/critique by them despicable ex-regime and other sour losers of my plans/performance (Reassuring Note to self: Haters gonna hate! If too insolent, you can always move bigots from Naughty List to 'Not Here Anymore' List).
- Stop listening to and rewarding the so called "loyalists" even if they are so damn good at praising my wisdom..among other things they do..hmm..(Note to self: Seriously, never occurred to me before and now I'm curious, heck is it these jesters really do?). Not that a President doesn't need positive reinforcement/encouragement, but because rewards exceedingly hard to come by with treasury on brink of bankruptcy and Houthis forcing themselves into state posts. Damn these Houthis! Just when I've ridden myself of Saleh & Ahmars.
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