Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Hadi's New Year Resolutions for 2015

                            -----           Hadi's New Year Resolutions           -----
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- Learn Arabic & how to 'Twitter' (Yeah, congrats/condolence/vague crap not cutting it).

- Learn how to 'people' instead of 'politics' (Reassuring note to self: Pfft! My strategic politics are awesome, but apparently popularity is more important to these dimwits.. now that all else is lost..because of saboteurs of course, definitely not due my politics).

- Lead by example, grow some balls, and for Heavens sake make move. The last words of a traitor whom I naively considered a friend and later banished were: "Hadi, people and simple-folks get to bitch, Presidents act." Ha! Words of a jealous hater! But I guess I owe it to the good times we had in the past to give enough benefit of doubt and test advice.

- Leave presidential palace and go out & about, if not to mingle with the 6 Million whom voted for me (Huh! Ain't nobody got time for that!), well to at least show these suckers I'm still Big Boss (Hehe, like the sound of that) & can freely move around. Darn, this is all because of that stupid rumor of me being forcefully confined to palace by Houthis.

- Look into the scathing review/critique by them despicable ex-regime and other sour losers of my plans/performance (Reassuring Note to self: Haters gonna hate! If too insolent, you can always move bigots from Naughty List to 'Not Here Anymore' List). 

- Stop listening to and rewarding the so called "loyalists" even if they are so damn good at praising my wisdom..among other things they do..hmm..(Note to self: Seriously, never occurred to me before and now I'm curious, heck is it these jesters really do?). Not that a President doesn't need positive reinforcement/encouragement, but because rewards exceedingly hard to come by with treasury on brink of bankruptcy and Houthis forcing themselves into state posts. Damn these Houthis! Just when I've ridden myself of Saleh & Ahmars.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

A Houthi Checkpoint in Sana'a


Driving with a western friend in Sana'a today when we came across a Houthi checkpoint manned by a couple of kids with AK47s

Exchange with the AK47-toting 14yr old comically trying to look/sound menacing in role as popular security committee. 

Me: Assalamu Alaikom (Hello) 

Kid: Walaikom. 

(Kid trying to peek into car but windows tinted)

Kid: Please lower windshield for backseat 

Me: Sure.

Kid: Where's the security escort?

Me: What security escort!?

(Kid pointing at my friend)

Kid: For the foreigner riding with you.

Me: Oh, he's not a diplomat. Just a friend visiting. I'm all the security he's got.

(Kid not convinced and sarcastically..)

Kid: Yeah, I bet he wants to visit Mareb for sightseeing too. What's your friend's name and where is he from?

Me: Haha, no just Sana'a, name is John Doe and from Timbuktu.

Kid: Did he register entry at airport? Show me his passport.

(No, he snuck through tunnel which he dug from Timbuktu to Sana'a)

Me: Of course he did. Here you go.

(Kid flipping through pages and visibly irked)

Kid: This is the English version! Where is the Arabic copy?

(%#€£¥*~#¥!!!???)

Me: His government only issues one passport & usually in native language, English.

(Kid bit in my sarcasm and sternly responds)

Kid: Not what I asked. Where is his Yemeni issued passport at Sana'a airport.

Me: Yemen government doesn't not issue passports to visiting foreigners.

Kid: Passport, ID, or whatever. You know what I mean, the official registration of entry.

Me: Here's Yemen visa, and here's immigration stamp of entry.

Kid: Hmm. There's something wrong with this visa.

(Calls his other 14yr old buddy to check authenticity of visa)

Kid: Yeah, why is his name written in English on the Yemen visa?

(Me taking back passport and flipping to first page with picture of holder)

Me: Because it has to exactly match name on passport's holder.

(Kid rudely snatching back passport)

Kid: Well his government should've known better sending him here and printing name on visa in English when this is an Arabic speaking nation.

(Me now losing cool and stepping out of car)

Me: His government didn't send him, I already told you, he is visiting on own accord. It was Yemen government that printed it in English, because you know, they are the ones issuing visa. Perhaps we should call them now to sort this.

Kid: Well...well this is exactly why we (Houthis) are now assuming control of government...to correct such mess. No need to call, I will inform Ansaruallah (Houthis) of this myself and they will deal it. Okay, move along.

Monday, November 17, 2014

Hadi's Politics Explained by Calls Made After Yemen vs. Qatar Match

After the shocking draw in last night's game between the very ill-trained and extremely poorly-funded Yemen soccer team and the exceptionally well-trained and magnanimously-funded Qatar team...president Hadi made the following important calls (may or may not be in following order as operator connecting and eavesdropping on calls was confused as hell):

- Called Yemen soccer team in Qatar & congratulated for superior performance/game.

- Called Emir of Qatar, apologized for embarrassing Qatar, & blamed on Saleh.

- Called Saleh & warned of Qatar & it being supported by Islah's Muhsen & Hamid.

- Called press & confirmed that Saleh & Houthis are in cahoots.

- Called Muhsin/Hamid/Islah & assured full support of state against Saleh & Houthis.

- Called operator & diverted future calls from Muhsin/Hamid/Islah calls to inbox.

- Called army & ordered to maintain neutrality while Muhsin/Hamid/Islah crushed.

- Called Saudi Arabia & GCC & warned from Saleh & 'Shiite' Houthis.

- Called U.S. & warned that Saleh, Houthis, & AQAP will target U.S./Saudi/World.

- Called Houthis & advised dropping Saleh & fighting AQAP to become state partners.

- Called UNSC & submitted names of Saleh, Houthis, & AQAP to sanctions committee.

- Called soccer team promising now vacant government posts if they scored for 'Him'.

- Called room service asking for popcorn as he sank into couch to enjoy game/show...

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Telling Who You Are by How You Refer to Houthis

These are dangerous times in Yemen. Whereas you would have been cheered for if publicly went all out against regime in 2011, you may now become target of harassment if even privately whispered disapproval or discontent with current regime (i.e. Houthis) and/or its practices. 

This is by no means that accurate and herein telling you overly stereotypical and just putting out there for fun. 

A person's stance on Houthis can be roughly derived from way s/he refers to them in a sentence like one below:

"The ...... are now in control of Sanaa." 

If speaker refers to them with choices from 1-7 below, then speaker generally fits description underneath choice. ;)


1- Government Irregulars. 
Speaker: Oblivious Int'l Media / Excessively Politically Correct / State Media of a certain embassy in Sana'a where Houthis two days ago started parking at with several vehicles that are packed with armed to teeth and trigger-happy 'do you feel lucky, punk?' gunmen.

2- Ansarullah / Popular Committees. 
Speaker: Houthi / Pro Houthi / Politically Correct / They Got Guns Yo! Better Be Safe & Just Use Houthi-Approved Terminology.

3- Armed Militia. 
Speaker: Anti-Houthi / Moderate Yemeni Political Parties & Activists (Intellectually obligated to say 'Violence is Bad' but not necessarily believing it so) / Agenda-driven Scaremongers Praying on Public & International Fears (Alas! Militia mobs everywhere in Sana'a now and ransacking city..this is worse than Tora Bora & Iraq combined!) / Intellectual Yemenis Genuinely Hatin' on Guns & Violence;  Divided into two groups a) disappointed after betting 2011 revolution would bring about a civil & stable state and still hopelessly insisting goal is still attainable b) extreme disconnect with reality & in-denial that state now ruled at point of gun...(Seriously!? This is surprising in infamously gun-cultured Yemen! What cave did you crawl out of?)

4- Armed Iranian Militia.
Speaker: Anti-Iran GCC 

5- U.S. Cronies / Ayatollah(Satan)-worshiping Heathens. 
Speaker: AQAP / AAS / ISY / Extremely Racist & Insanely Anti-Iran & Anti-Shiite GCC Crazies (Mostly from Saudi Arabia)

6- Houthis. 
Speaker: Average Yemeni with a ; "Meh! How's the electricity today? Power on for 14hrs today! Well that's a welcome improvement. Where's my Qat?"

7- Interchangeably using 1-6
Speaker: For lack of other subjects to discuss and/or trapped by question, is now confused being high on Qat and desperately, albeit vainly, trying to have an opinion on current state of affairs. 

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Do the Average Folks in Yemen Really Know the NDC Outcomes

National Dialogue Conference Outcomes Basic Survey (3 Questions) 
Oct 19, 2014
Sana'a, Yemen -

The National Dialogue Conference (NDC) was a transitional dialogue process held at the Movenpick Hotel in Sana’a, Yemen from March 18, 2013 to January 24, 2014. As part of the Gulf Cooperation Council Initiative that saw deposed president Ali Abdullah Saleh step down, a National Dialogue Conference was to be held. As part of the United Nations Security Council Resolution 2051, which stipulated the structure of the dialogue, the GCC Agreement was signed on November 23, 2011.The over 10 months long conference concluded on January 24, 2014 with the signing of the NDC Document, outlining the results of the conference henceforth known as the NDC Outcomes.

Following is a rough non scientific survery conducted by a group of volunteers to gauge how well aware/engaged were the general public of the NDC process and outcomes.


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Sample size: 83   Sex: All Male   Age: 18-56

Education level: 4 Primary - 57 Secondary/Vocational Train - 22 University/Prof. Diploma
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Survey Questions

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Question 1
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Can you name two or more of the NDC Outcomes?
        0 Yes           83 No (Naming only one and/or wrong outcome)

*Notes: 71 Responded with 'Yemen now a 6-region federal system';
             9 Correctly named all 6 regions.


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Questions 2
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Do you think the NDC Outcomes should be implemented? Why?
       21 Yes         28 No         34 Don't care

*Notes: Majority responding 'Yes' because:
                A) Next step in transition process
                B) Ends use as excuse for delay in transition progress
           Majority responding 'No' because:
                A) Don't know specifics of outcomes
                B) Don't trust the government/not sure of impact on citizens.
           Majority responding 'Don't care' because:
                A) Ink on paper/the government will do what it wants
                B) Most probably won't affect average citizen


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Question 3
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Do you think implementation of NDC Outcomes will improve Yemen?
         8 Yes         48 No         27 Skeptical      

*Notes: Majority responding 'Yes' conditioned with 'Only if 
            implemented correctly'. Majority responding 'No' certain it will
            not be implemented correctly. 

Friday, June 6, 2014

Why do Yemenis Cheer Extremism and Vaguely Renounce Terrorism?

The good and kind people of Yemen are against terrorism but not extremism. Terrorism to Yemenis is when a certain party unjustifiably, extrajudicially, and overwhelmingly attacks ones interests and threatens/takes life. Extremism on other hand is pretty much the same but with the key difference being that it is justified, encouraged, and celebrated.


Terrorism 

You see, terrorism, is an evolving phenomena that is constantly being defined and redefined by policy makers and pushed through relentless media babble towards the benefit of one party and demonizing the other. Unfortunately, due to the lack of a concrete description and delineating requisites, terrorism definitions are more often than not outright contradictory and parameters of inclusion ever-increasingly elastic. I am not talking about definitions changing in time period pre and post 911, more so of morning news brief and the evening news round up of same day; same news channel, and yes, same news anchor authoritatively stating it differently every few hours and with a straight face.

Here's an example of a news anchor reporting on same issue, once in the afternoon news, and then in a few hours on the evening news:

- The army ignited a futile and unnecessary conflict in Narland, one of the biggest provinces of our beloved and peaceful Narnia, on premise of fighting terrorism. The army's campaign only led to an exodus of thousands of internally displaced people fleeing the war. The army basically and essentially became the real terrorists here and terrorizing Narlandians out of their homes for a handful of criminals they so vaguely claim to be dangerous terrorists. The army further aggravated the situation by housing the refugee Narlandians in temporary deplorable camps where basic drinking water in constant shortage and a baby formula an unwarranted luxury.

- The army is wasting Narnia's taxpayers money building fancy residential housing for the insignificant and troublesome population of Narland which had always been a hotbed for terrorism. The army is further squandering public money by providing extra privileged services to Narlandians that include home deliveries of baby formula, among other things, knowing well those pesky infants will only grow up to be suicide bombers, just like their fathers! Ladies and gentlemen, that's not just simple harboring and financing of terrorism, that's an unprecedented level of long term terrorist conspiracy to bring about a global apocalypse a generation from now.

Now any average Joe, with absolutely no background or information on the issue raised by the news anchor but still armed with the vaguest comprehension of a commonsense, would see through the jibber jabber and the clear as daylight desperate and almost comical effort by anchor to argue and frame the army for terrorism. Fortunately, the majority of average Joes are a bit smart enough to brush off as a bigot report or as an ill-attempted propaganda/misinformation. However, the remaining few of a minority, having the brain capacity of a tadpole and throats of a howling hyena, will not only cite the anchor's report for scripture, but will also hound the rest of us with it in eternal and pointless argument. 

Unfortunately, in the countless and senseless arguments spurred and inevitably boiling down to conspiracy theories, finger pointing, and hidden agendas, a few things become evidently clear; lack of a clear definition of terrorism, lack of factual information, abundance of misuse of the 'terrorism' term by equally fraudulent and guilty sides in accusing and branding each other with it.

Result - public is vaguely aware of what terrorism generally means, but not quite sure what actual acts constitute terrorism or who the real terrorists are. Public additionally reasons and nonchalantly treats terrorism as just some exaggerated scaremongering term the higher ups toss at each other or against a common enemy for the rest of us to assume a common stance and fall behind them against a foe of their selection.


Extremism 

Yemen being a tribal/quasi-feudal society with an almost nonexistent state enforced law and order, the people naturally turn to the closest circles to them for creation of autonomous survival and protection power hubs/groups. In a land governed by a mockery of an interchangeable and often ad hoc mix of state and tribal law, proceedings, final ruling, and outcomes are highly dependent on group's sphere of influence and power of parties involved.

Now to grasp this, think of the different groups and parties as pyramids. The bigger and higher a pyramid is, the more prominent and powerful it is. And as with any pyramid, the height and size of it depend on the width, strength, and resilience of the base. This is especially so for the power pyramids of the parties and groups in Yemen where the human pyramid base is mainly made of and highly dependent on the toughness of its members. 

The more ferociously rugged and uncompromisingly dedicated a base is in supporting the pyramid, the sturdier and more robust the hierarchical structure grows. Accordingly, for the pyramid stakeholders (especially so for the leaders at top of pyramid), fierceness, fearsomeness, and blind loyalty to group from members at base and all the way to just near top are highly valued qualities and are almost religiously drilled into Yemenis since birth.

It's a simple formula actually; the more extreme the dedication and lengths gone to portray/prove it, the stronger the group and the better chances are competing against other groups for power and prosperity. Folks at the bottom are usually bred or molded into the ferocious 'yes sir' type and naturally expected to be the do crazy and extreme things at behest of leader. However, since a few of them folks may still have the minutest of a spark in that dulled brain and spirit, they are subliminally and constantly reminded of the prospect of advancement and honorably ascending in the hierarchical pyramid if they should unexpectedly and voluntarily go berserk with some extreme act for the sake of the group. Of course there's that annoying arbitrarily denied yet strictly enforced condition of deed having to impress the leader of the group, or otherwise it doesn't count, even if it cost poor member his life.


How widespread is extremism in Yemen?

If you have reached this far and concluded that the above is limited to the tribes, political groups, and such, that's your feeble subconscious logic running off to its comfort-zone and brushing off the argument as wild scaremongering exaggeration. This is because the hard and ugly truth is that Yemen is 74% rural and tribal with the remainder of urban population not having recently landed in the cities from the urban and civilized Mars; alas, they are the same good folks from the hinterlands moved from rural areas to city with all their packages of prejudices and extremism intact. Moreover, group power structure and mentality in rural areas, having survived thousands of years and working well for the people and their leaders, they naturally carried over with them and mirrored in urban society, partly because it was the cohesive material needed for groups' survival exploring the new territories, but also more so pushed by and serving the interests of the groups leaders whom viewed endeavor as an expansion of their dominion and needed the members of their respective groups to secure and reinforce their pyramids.

This is why the first thing a Yemeni asks of another Yemeni stranger to him is not his name but where he is from, which governorate, which tribe, which family; even if has figured much off from attire, accent or look. This is vital information not just for judging a person's power and influence but also to gauge perilousness of group/sphere he belongs to or is affiliated with in order to moderate the level of speech and courtesy extended to them. This is highly critical in situations where a misstep coupled with a misjudgment of a person will hinge your life on how profusely and sincerely you can apologize and/or the speed within which you can hightail it out of there. Why? Because that person you japed at is naturally extreme and you've provided him with an opportunity to prove it, he doesn't care about the law nor recognizes it, and his trigger happy finger happened to be faster than his less inclined tongue in articulating a witty response.

This is why we have more Sheikhs than technocrats in the government and the political parties are headed by Sheikhs of Sheikhs or leaders from powerful tribes backed by Sheikhs. This is why the army generals and directors of security organizations don't just come from powerful tribes, but from same tribe or confederation of tribes that the Leader belongs too. And even then, hierarchy of pyramid goes steeper as Leader would want dominion exclusively to most inner circle, hence his sons, cousins, and in-laws are given the highest of posts and made to preside over others. However, no president has that many kin, next of kin, or even tribal sheikhs and loyalists within his own group to fill all government posts. 

Fear not though, for the Leader would tourney out those vacant posts to contenders whom competed not on merit but level of loyalty proven to Leader. Henceforth winners know well their place, kept on a leash, and answer to Leader and his inner circle even if official posts held are of higher authority. A perfect win-win situation where purpose of keeping up appearances of a democracy is served and posts at least filled with loyalists if not complete and utter puppet vassals.

The wining contenders are never completely trusted and are continuously and closely monitored due to not being of group. Nevertheless, a few are finally inducted into circle from time to time after going to extreme measures in proving loyalty and bond cemented, induction sealed, by blood (aka marriage, hence the highly dependable in-laws). For the rest, better luck in the next tourney; one which albeit of random occurrences and not cyclically scheduled, still is almost predictable as it is dependent on performance of services unto Leader of current winners and availability of new promising contenders.


Why not a coup d'état against extremism? How bad is it anyway?

Through the above, one might ask the sensible question of, 'Why not exercise true authority if post now held by the wining contenders are officially higher than inner circle or even Leader?' Well, seems you haven't been paying attention, so here it is, again - because the lot in inner circle are from a vicious and extreme group whom could, and in a heartbeat definitely would, sack from post, ransack out of all privileges and spoils from personal pillages allowed thus-far while in post (even though hefty commissions on corruption schemes were dully paid in time to retainers of Leader and his circle), and finally, as colloquially stated in Yemen, send behind the sun, to burn to a cinder.

This is why a powerful Sheikh will boldly slap silly a high level government official in broad daylight without fear of any form of reprimand from that official's power group/pyramid, which assailant Sheikh has predetermined to be weaker than his own hence confidently and eagerly going forth with the opportune and prized moment of showing his extremism in the form of a most audaciously and culturally insulting slap; in Yemen, a slap on a man's face is a huge taboo and symbolizes the most demeaning and atrociously breaking of the slap recipient's honor and doing so beyond repair. Stab a man in the eye in Yemen and chances are high he will accept as battle wound to live telling and boasting of it. Slap a man and publicly do so, and no matter how weak or lowly he is, he will live with sole purpose of slapping you back, before stabbing you in both eyes.

This is why a Sheikh's son of 14 years old, greatly inspired by the actions of his dad and the pecking order of the society around him, would almost maniacally and actively be seeking an opportunity to prove his own extremism. One showed up to school with his father's tribal escorts (Sheikh's minions), pulled out a 13 years old classmate into the school's yard, and with the assistance of his father's minions, beat the daylights out of the poor kid. With most of the school now in the yard attending witness to spectacle, headmaster and teachers too, any 'verbal' objection that may have been dared at the meekest of voices, was drowned by the roaring crowds cheering the action. The beat-to-a-pulp kid's crime was that he innocently remarked to the Sheikh's son, as a way of a compliment in the previous day while in class, that most Sheikhs are illiterate and should invest in education like him, a fine and radiating example of a Sheikh's son role model!

Another Sheikh's son of 14 years old was riding in the tail of his sister's bridal celebratory motorcade while intentionally and virtually blocking full width of road against other drivers whom may attempt to overtake the bride's procession. A couple of youth of 19 years old and 20 years old, whom were in a hurry prepping for an early next day international flight to their first year of university abroad, found themselves helplessly stuck driving behind procession. In an ill bid folly of youth, they saw a narrow opening in the now widening road and pressed head on to overtake the 'car train procession' that has not only slowed them and other drivers down but also caused a colossal traffic jam of angry drivers driving behind it. The Sheikh's son took note of the youth with a 'complete and utter disbelief' in audacity of attempt but also with much gratitude for the opportunity presented itself for him to show extremism. He all too eagerly and quickly reacted by blocking path of oncoming car and bringing it to a screeching and complete stop. He then jumped out of his car armed with a machine gun and with the few armed minions riding with him on his tail, banged on youth's car and youth themselves using hand and butt of gun in a frenzied fury of a 'how dare you attempt to overtake the Sheikh's motorcade', turned around to leave, felt action was not extreme enough, decided to push a notch higher because he now realized those two youth were 'weaklings and nobodies from Aden', reasoned nobody would care or object to what happens to them when he is the son of the Sheikh, turned back around, cocked gun and in cold blood emptied clip into their chests. Tens of drivers bore witness but stayed still in their cars, holding their breathes and praying they are not next while desperately avoiding eye contact with the Sheikh's son and his minions.


So much pressure! Something's gotta give?

Naturally, there is a boiling point where the people grown so upset and frustrated with such an unjust and brutal system would simply revolt against the status quo. Especially when many are born into weak groups or pyramids, have no hope in passing power bar, wronged in so many ways by those above bar whom continue to and exceedingly so wreck havoc without check. Naturally, the people would revolt and rebel against the system, with the ones in power resisting and attempting to maintain it. But what happens when the pecking order and power system itself is as most natural to the people but a few!? Well, those renegades have no option but to play by the common book and seek the building of their own quasi power pyramids that are not so much built on tribal lineage and Sheikhdoms as much as a set of beliefs and ideologies. Hence the advent and rise of new fringe groups competing to carve out a power niche for themselves and doing so with varying levels of success; Houthis, Southern Mobility Movement (Herak), AlQaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), Ansar AlSharea (AAS), are but a few of those groups.

Some of the earlier named groups are more extreme than others with some like the Houthis being a reincarnation of an earlier form but now come back with a jaded vengeance. Sill, they all share the same basic notions of answering to a higher call for justice and hence a heterogeneous groups of people, that are to varying degrees independent of its members backgrounds, are banding together to form a motley crew of sorts and aspiring to challenge and change the current status quo. This is a stark deviation from the thousand years old edict of having to fight under the banner of the power pyramid you were born within. However, the people in your own power pyramid won't be as aghast when you join a different power group and that is simply because you are now fighting for a higher cause that goes above and beyond the call of the tribe. Especially when you've just proven to all of being capable of taking an extreme step and may soon make them all proud by some exceptionally cavalier act of extremism that will forever be tide to your name and consequently that of the tribe's.

An act such as suicide bombing or slaughtering innocent people as an AQAP member will definitely be frowned upon by all, 'most likely' including the assailants' tribe as well, because it's terrorism. But surprisingly, the tribe will not wallow in shame, and instead of never speaking the name of the assailant, they will repeatedly and casually drop his name anywhere and anytime they get a chance to do so. They will, out of occasion and at times irrelevant of conversation topic, suddenly blurt out, "That misguided poor young man had so much promise. It's sad he ended up being like that. It's the fault of those no good AQAP whom brainwashed him. My tribe feels bad for the families of the 9 men he killed and 17 he wounded". That there ladies and gentlemen, was not an apologetic burst born out of a sense of guilt, responsibility, or the least sorrow. That was a cloaked boast of extremism and a show of what extreme lengths the members of the tribe are willing to go against their perceived enemies and their dangerously high capacity to inflict decapitating damages, hence the highlight of casualties count right at the end of statement. Accordingly, with extreme acts and extremism in general being the value by which to gauge and gain power and dominance, it is henceforth at whichever form and whatever front is encouraged, sought after, and celebrated.

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In hindsight, this concept of a motley crew come from a wide array of pyramids may have worked well for the army, IF was smartly exploited in recruiting new cadets and hammering in their loyalties to the new group (i.e. the army). The army could have pressed the soldiers with idea and drilled it into them that the've been honorably inducted to a new and much more powerful prestigious pyramid (i.e. the army) and that from here on their allegiances are to none but the state and independent of their backgrounds or respective power pyramids they've previously belonged to. Unfortunately though, with the patronage system in the government spilling over to the army, the soldier's rank, advancement, and authority/privileges afforded were predetermined by which power pyramid he belonged to. 

Although the army is now undergoing a restructuring that would hopefully carry with it a shift from the above paradigm, a quick look at the names of the army generals will tell you how much of the army was controlled by a single power pyramid. Lets not forgot too that the Herak (SMM) was sparked by the many Southern army generals whom were forced into early retirement and replaced by generals from that very aforementioned power pyramid.
Anyway, this post is becoming too long to keep my own attention let alone the readers, so will leave it with this - All the above and more that I didn't delve into, are reason why you are compelled in Yemen to go extreme for downright self and life preservation in a vicious and unforgiving environment where being fittest is simply no longer enough to ensure survival. 

You go extreme for self respect, for family and group, and for a disturbingly convoluted and senseless honor system that has violated the very sanctity of life and broken all if not most of the basic commonsensical laws of humanity. You go way extreme to prove to the leading extremists that you have what it takes for a chance of having it all or be beat senseless by others whom are more extreme than you are. You go moderately extreme from time to time just to prove you can and to keep other extremists at bay. You instinctually boast to be extreme or act like it even if you are the 'civilized and content with your life' out of fear of giving off a cowardly scent that could be picked up by extremist hounds on the prowl. Go extreme you must, go extreme or go home, if one was still left for you by the other extremists to go back to. You see, after you've so gallantly and grave-mistakenly renounced extremism, presuming or hoping for goodwill from the extremists in leaving you alone at that point is not just gullible wishful thinking, it's a naïveté that borders on the imbecilic; and that's simply because you've just acquired the status of an 'extremist punching bag', and just like the bullies seek out the weak, extremists will seek you for score points that they are in very much need off.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

In Yemen, Gas Shortage Will Make You Stronger

Remember how Yemenis endlessly complained about the lack of electricity and how if they were ever to be granted a single wish, it won't be health, wealth or superman's stealth, it would simply be that of having a stable and uninterrupted supply of electricity. Unfortunately, with the wishing well dried up and genie of the lamp evacuated out of Yemen for security reasons, wish granting was left to the Yemeni government. The wise government was swift to express its incredulous disappoint with the naïveté of the people and their silly and preposterous wish. A wish that "even if attainable in fairytales, it would require nothing short of divine intervention", the government stated and put end to any and all hopes for electricity.

The government did so counting on the resilience of the people and in an effort to prepare them for the worse. God forbid should the nation one day and suddenly find itself faced with recurrent electricity blackouts. And it worked; people have accepted fate, trained well and armed with personal home electricity generators, now live happily with no need of state provided electricity. No more complaints but from a handful of rowdy troublemakers who are most likely communists still demanding a state wide national electricity grid from the wise government.

The government, happy with its public training program to toughen the nation, is now raising the bar and cutting off gas supply. Gas that is essential for cars commuting to work, home, and elsewhere. Especially so critical for the home generators providing alternative electricity supply where state could only provide but for a few hours a day. People complained and even threatened to overthrow the government, but in the end complied and accepted fate, just like they did with the electricity. They queued in long long lines for gas where it was randomly made available in limited quantities and in same manner abruptly cut off for unknown periods of time.

People said that the hunt for gas is a tenuous exersize. Finding an open gas station is a challenge as all are extendedly closed for lack of gas and only open for brief periods of time when the government delivers very limited quantities to them. Even then, luckily stumbling upon an open gas station isn't the hard part, queuing for hours was. Fortunately though, I was one of those privileged pricks whom had a driver to do the queuing for me. But he went on leave as any employee eventually would. And so today I had the pleasure of spending 4.5hrs in a ridiculously long car queue for gas. Queue was of 3 lanes that squeezed into two lanes at certain bottlenecks and approximately 1.5KM long. Queue jammed street leading to the gas station to point where most than not, only a few inches were between cars and pavement, even less bumper to bumper or car side to other.

I initially had queued for a little less than an hour at the gas station on my block but by time I was about 10 cars away from pump, they were already out of gas. So like every other guy in this car queue, after cursing everything and everybody and a quick run through the seven stages of grief, I diligently sped to the main gas station in capital. That gas station, owned and operated by the state petroleum company, 'never shuts down or runs out of gas', so was told, but additionally warned that I shouldn't be discouraged by long queue. Meh, I thought to myself, with my car running on fumes and lack of other options, I didn't care if queue was the length of the Great Wall of China as long as it meant getting gas in the end.

However, arriving at station, I was somewhat taken aback by huge car jam. More so by clearly agitated soldiers violently pushing back and rejecting mob armed with jerrycans demanding gas for their generators. A soldier jumped on trunk of army car and yelled, "We have our orders, no gas is to be pumped into jerrycans, barrels, or the like. Listen to me, you may be telling the truth when saying you need it for your generators, but we have caught many whom buy gas here just to resell in black market. Cars only". Angry mob frenzied by faulty logic of ban responded with, "Damn you and your stupid government, we could as easily queue with car then empty fuel tank and sell if that was the intention. If you won't allow the pumping of gas into jerrycans, then either fix the electricity or we will return to queue with our empty generators".

Gas tank for my home generator was half full, will join the jerrycans riot another day, I reckoned as I slowly drove in opposite direction to find start of queue. Picked up speed as start of line seemed a bit far. Still driving, at full speed now, squinting in disbelief at monstrous queue with no end in sight. By time I found queue line, 2.5km from station, I was hysterically banging on wheel with "what kind of a sick joke is this!", and "what the heck is this government, if any exists, is doing!", and loudly so.

While I am sure many noted my outburst, majority simply ignored me and driver in adjacent lane forced himself to an uneasy smile with half a nod under a persistent glare of mine of, "what, don't tell me you are okay with this nonsense". Realizing I just made a fool out of myself, I slowly rolled up my tinted glass as I shamefully sank into my chair to wallow in disgrace and contemplate daunting task ahead. Now a bit calm, I reasoned that my tantrum didn't garner the subconsciously wished for public reaction due to either my audience, admittedly few, being still half asleep and not wanting to join in a 'let's see who can dis the government the most' this early in the morning, or that they saw me as a spoiled child when they've all have graciously accepted fate and dealing with it; my ego went with the obviously logical reason, the being the former.

Don't get me wrong, I am not being a drama queen here, I have been in longer car queues and traffic jams before. For those whom have had such bad fortune, they know well what I speak of when saying that there is a huge difference between a 1:00hr and a 1:05hr queue (the extra 5minutes is an eternity of waiting). For those whom haven't yet (yes, it is inevitable, you will one day be stuck in one, no escaping it), it's the extra 5minutes at occupied lavatory door on plane after an hour of struggling to hold your water and finally frantically running through aisle cursing your stupidity for notion it would eventually evaporate through your sweat glands if held long enough. Oh, while on that, here's fun fact, only way to relieve yourself while in queue is/was the empty plastic bottle you had in backseat but threw out of window yesterday amidst pleas of environmentally conscious friend begging you to at least throw in garbage can and not onto street. Haha, hippie karma.

Anyway, at 1:05 hrs into this hellish queue you try and take glass half full with a "yup yup, a self pat on back, I can do this" while ignoring voice in head saying you are an oblivious idiot. You shut it out and shift focus to the now one thousand and one mile long queue pondering if it was intentional to locate gas station on top of hill so that poor fellows like me can see full length of line from all way down here while contemplating suicide.

Doubt and desperation further sunk in by realizing that queue is barely moving and efforts to stay calm futile because of these things happening in the following sequence: frantic honking (a musical performed by a choir of a thousand angry drivers and their cars), engines start, most colorful words and curses sworn at top voice urging driver ahead to quickly crawl forward and close two meters gap left by advance of queue, roaring engines, pedal to metal, full throttle, almost instantaneously apply brakes with enough force and strength just a tad bit short off leg going through floor Flintstones style to prevent hitting car ahead, pray driver behind you has good brakes, new tires and enough control of nervous system/leg on pedal not to rear end you, sigh of relief, shut down engine, repeat.

Dosing off or leaving your car are not an option throughout the aforementioned nerve wrecking exercise. So what happens if a car breaks down, or as more likely and logically expected from citywide gas shortage, car basically runs out of gas while in queue and engine simply dies? A horrifying scenario! God have mercy on driver of a car holding up line, I thought, and further prayed to Optimus Prime and all the Transformer gods that they lend their strength to the engines in queue. Turns out tempting fate through heresy only gets you smitten by the real and only God; the car in front me broke down.

I froze in mortified disbelief. I should go bumper to bumper pushing car ahead, I thought, while brain racing with how much it would cost to repair bumper afterwards, heck he needs help and that's all that matters I decided. I snapped out of it and quickly opened door, sharply caught breath as almost put dint in door of car queuing too darn close in lane next to mine, sighed in relief and rushed to the poor fellow's aid to appease mob surely ripping him apart by now.

- "Do you have a rope?", a guy coming from behind me through narrow aisle between car lanes asked as I dismounted.

- It irritated me, I'm in a hurry, I need to save somebody's life, so rudely brushed off with, "What! No, sorry, no rope". Conscious of decency red flag, turned back around and followed with, "Why do you need a rope anyway?".

- "The car in front of you won't start for some reason so the driver ahead of him offered to tow him through queue. But both drivers don't have any rope and we (referring to other drivers in proximity) are trying to find them some. Oh well, if we can't find any, I guess we (there he goes again with the collective of we!) will have to push the poor guy's car all the way to the station". Turns out he is a driver of a car from lane next to ours and trying to be a good Samaritan.

- Still though, are you insane, I almost screamed back, but luckily words uttered were, "ah, that's a very far gas station!".

- "Well we can't just push him out of queue", he responded with a smile and dramatic gesture at three lane queue that filled street pavement to pavement with no shoulder or space to park car at.

- I gazed ahead and came back to him with a grin, "look there (pointing ahead), seems there's an exit some 300meters further, I guess we will at least have to push him that far and get some exercise doing so uphill, haha".

- He ignored where I was pointed at and my awkward sense of humor effectively slapping smile from his face to be replaced by a scornful and judgmental glare intensely fixed on me, "in case you haven't noticed, he is driving a taxi cab, which means his livelihood depends on getting this gas". Assertively adding, "it's fine if you don't want to help, but nobody will push him out of queue, and I will push alone if I have too and all the way to the gas station".

- With all eyes on me of now small crowd (other drivers and passengers) gathered at scene, I frantically tried to offer back an explanation of daunting task and my willingness to help whatever way I can but was overwhelmed by mob cheering the Samaritan with "well said", "we will ALL push him along", and "will push his car up Sumara (extremely high and steep mountain in Yemen) and all the way to Aden if we have to".

Outgunned, outnumbered, and dignity wiped the floor with, I should've ran back to my car shamed and disgraced. But I didn't. I was giddy. I stood there grinning like a fool while taking in whole scene and relishing experience of what just happened; this is a most genuine and heartwarming humane moment that I was extremely lucky to witness. The guy who boosted the Sumara comment took my glee for ridicule and jestingly tested, "what, you don't think we can push his car up Sumara mountain", to which I almost too eagerly, seeing a chance to redeem myself, responded with, "are you kidding me, with these spirits, you could push Sumara itself and all the way to Aden".

The remainder of the three and half hours waiting in queue went by too fast. Yes, too fast that I almost wished gas station was moved a few miles further down the road. Why? Well because queue took a life of its own, a microorganism made of complete strangers of different ages from all walks of life, social standings, political views and affiliations yet moved in sync with the weakest link and acted with heavenly bliss. Think I am exaggerating, well at one point I noticed my car in queue had made it adjacent to a grocery shop and thought people must be thirsty in this blistering sun so ran and bought a few bottles of water and distributed to drivers in proximity. Happy with myself, quickly got back to my car and found an ice cream cup left by a stranger on my dashboard; whoever he was, he didn't care to make a show of it or my personal acknowledgment of gift for that matter, he just felt like people would appreciate it and did so.

It was too good to be true. Well, not too surreal and childlike of be good do good momentary utopia. There were incidents here and there, albeit few, where bumpers more than just kissed, and even then, while drivers of both cars would exit their vehicles in a fury, other drivers would do so quicker to break up fight and call for cooler heads to prevail.

Only time I saw real contempt and drivers frenzied to point of ripping a man's limbs apart was when an opportunistic car drove from side street trying to cut half into queue. All hell broke loose then, and understandably so from driver whom have followed rules and queued for hours, only to be cut off by an opportunistic violating intruder. Even in that, there was still a silver lighting, the driver went berserk was not alone, he was joined by and more often beaten to clenching throat of intruding driver by a now informally established band of brothers (other drivers in his proximity) seemingly sworn to protect and keep queue in order.

Funny how such a band of misfits at one point turned away a Sheikh's car packed with men armed to teeth whom tried to force their way in mid queue by menacingly waving their guns and incoherently swearing death threats.

I ended up towing the car behind me which broke down halfway through and using a piece of rope that was bought by another driver from shop adjacent to queue, offered to us free of charge, with a big smile, and a, "we are all in this together and need to help each other". 

The driver of the car I was about to tow insisted he pay for rope but other driver comically acting insulted rejected with, "I help you today, and Allah will send you or some other complete stranger to help me and those whom I love in my movement of need tomorrow". 

Beautiful, I thought to myself, absolutely and positively spirit lifting. This is the true face of Yemen, this is what Yemenis are made of, this is why I love Yemen, this is why despite all the hardships, the terrorists, and all that is wrong with Yemen, I have always been and will always be proud to be a Yemeni